I was still dying from those onions!

Well...maybe I wasn't quite dying but I could still taste it and my throat was still painful even after eating breakfast and everything and this was in the middle of the PSATs. I was just like, wtf mate!? Which btw...by wiki-ing that up, I found out different ways to prevent eye irritation from onions. Oooh yeah :D

• Chill them or freeze them
• Use a sharp blade! I used this old piece of shit that we've had ever since we moved to Virginia!!! That was 13 years ago!!! So you ask me...why was I using a peice of shit blade then? Beeecauuse, mommy-kins somehow "misplaced" all of our knives and happened to be using the only ones that were good and available. 
• Rinse the onion WELL. I SWEAR I did this! If I didn't, then I'm stupid because I rinsed all the other vegetables I had!
• Don't cut off the root just yet. Wait til the end because based on wikipedia here...this part holds the most enzymes and when these enzymes are broken, amino acids are broken down and a type of acid is formed and this what fucking kills people!

That's all for today's lesson on onions. I would cite this but wikipedia is not a reliable source and everything I stated could have been incorrect...Yes.

So anywhooo...today was a pretty shitty day just because I was soo tired...and I have the sudden urge to just put the word "fucking" in every sentence...but I will try and refrain from doing that. As I was saying, things got sweet though in English today hehe. So we're reading the book "Sail" in class just for the hell of it and a random student we don't know notified our teacher that there is a "questionable scene" on page 70. So now, we're all just like WE NEED TO GET TO PAGE 70!!!

And today two guys in the class decided to read it and act it out and whatnot. So when we got to the part where Jake's like "Oh look! I'm naked! But that's okay because it's nothing a doctor's never seen before!" and the girl's just like "Well it certainly isn't anything I've never seen before! *blush* *grin*" and other dude's like "Oooh yeah *grin*", Brendon was just like "Where are we? Like on page 69 or something?" and we all laughed because we were just like "haha 69, that's the page before 70 where that sex scene is!" then like 2 seconds later we all just happen to realize the joke with the number 69 and it's just like OMG ROFL! XDD It was sooo funny! And Brendon's just like "What's the joke!? I don't get it! >.<" So we have no idea if he's serious or really means it.

Ahem...so anywho...let's get onto some lighter things shall we.

Had forensics today. Whoo! It most certainly made my day aside from today's English class...ahem. I seriously did not know if I would be able to do anything well but it just so happened that I'm considered a natural. I guess I just think I'm not that good because David is freaking AMAZING! I mean, he pretty much fits the role for every character, category....THING out there! Also, I helped Emily out with her duo since Jamie, her partner, wasn't here and their dialogue is hilarious. This guy Bill is trying to pick Betty up and he has the ability to rewind and redo things with a bell and there's a part where he's just like (bell) "So what if I had liposuction?" (bell) "What if I didn't have a penis?" XD It might not seem that funny but I was saying that part and doing fast and it was just like random line (bell) random line (bell) "What if I didn't have a penis?" XD

So yeah...I'm happy. I have stories to tell :D

But that's all for today!

And I apparently cannot speak English correctly because I had to go back and edit things! Blah!

And theeen! I realize that my original mistakes weren't mistakes after all! -_-