A joke of a CS fans
A young man is addicted to CS online so that he does not have a gf so far. One day his mother arranged a blind date for him, and told him to how to be a gentleman. The first thing is that he should open the door for the lady when she get off the car. The second thing is he should pull the chair first before the lady sit down. The third thing is to be considerable and do everything the lady need first, do not make the lady do the thing by herself.

Then he told his mother that he has remembered everything she told.

The second day his mother ask him about the date. He was depressed. His mother ask that you forget to open the door when she got off the car, did not you? He said, "yes, I did and she felt happy." His mother continued to ask, "you forget to pull the chair for her, did not you?" "yes, I did and she said I am a gentalmen." he said. His mother felt puzzled. Finally ask, "you let her do thing herself?" The young man said, "If so, that would be good. When I sent her home, she told me she felt thirsty, so I bought a drink for her." His mother said, "That is good." In the end the young man said, "I open the drink for her, but as the habit, after I opened the can for her, I threw it to her then turn around and run to the corner."