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MMORPGs Are Like Sex!

Category: Random Game: Default Posted on Mar 03, 2009 4:14 am


Haha, okay this article is very hilarious. Thanks Rubio for his nice read, here are some quotes from his article:

Just picture yourself thinking of having sex for the first time, EXCITING right. Then you hear your buddies talking about it then you get all curious and want to try it. So you go out into the world and find that special someone or in many cases it just happens. Then you actually have sex, and it’s fantastic. Once you tried it, you start to run around like a bunny on Red Bull, looking for it every chance you get. Sooner or later, though, almost everyone reaches the point where just sex isn’t enough. You start fantasizing about trying different things, whether it be trying new things or trying new thing with new people. You ask yourself why?

Because sex is additive. Sooner or later, no matter how much fun it is, the “same old thing” gets old and tiring, and you look for something to spice it up a bit in an attempt to recapture that exciting feeling you got when you first tried it.

Which leads us to MMORPGs. When you first encounter the game, it’s all exciting. You’ve never experienced anything like it. Your friends are right this is the best damn thing that ever happen to you. You become addicted, just like sex you start running through your day like a bunny on Red Bull just to get through with the requirements of life so you can get back to spending intimate time with your new love. While some even start neglecting their life and put all their focus and time into it.

 

Eventually, though just like sex the excitement wanes a bit. You start realizing there are different MMOs out there. Those MMOs start seeing how dedicated you are with the MMO you are currently playing, they all start flirting with you like you are the last person on Earth. You also start thinking that some of the other MMOs out there look pretty damn good, and you want to give them a try. This causes you to actually think of just trying the new MMOs out and see how it goes

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comments ( 22 )

Ynobe
Post Time : Sep 05,2009 12:41 pm

This makes me feel dirty

Magmabow
Post Time : Jul 05,2009 11:52 pm

hmm now that i think about it >.> .. wow lol

aerith_fair
Post Time : Jul 05,2009 11:31 pm

Waww O_O hahahaa i never imagined MMORPG similar to sex HAHAHAHa

but you do have a pont there ^^

great article by the way.. ^__^

LeonhartFFVIII
Post Time : Jun 16,2009 5:45 pm

Lmao wow that is SO true!!! XD

I love it xD Except for me in rl..I am so picky when it comes to liking someone as in personality and interests. When it comes to mmos it's like one after another xD there were only a few games that caught my attention for a long time =3

sociogm
Post Time : Mar 16,2009 3:49 am

thats really funny!!

Kastiknoriu
Post Time : Mar 05,2009 11:36 pm

well if u wana spice things up how about creating life with some1 special as u say games are bit different sex u will allways need if u woldn't then there wold be no new life for games even if u stop playing it nothing happens

so my point is Have more sex Les games :D 

furiosknight
Post Time : Mar 05,2009 1:11 pm

OMG! that's like so true! And wicked funny.

I just think most people, including me, get bored easily and so we look for something new that can hold our interests for the time being. After all the hype with "the new car smell", there isn't much to look forward too. It's like life...

MrVirus
Post Time : Mar 05,2009 12:01 pm

Well..seem true for MMO but why i'm still having sex with my wife for 15 years now..doing less now but haven't have sex wit hany1 else yet...is it me or you boys and girls got problem? we in the mid 30 btw...HELP!!!!!

OmniGold
Post Time : Mar 04,2009 11:29 pm

No wonder i hope from game to game and man to man

Mewanna
Post Time : Mar 04,2009 6:40 pm

NOT AT ALL TRUE.  Sex is special and unique.  Before I had it, I was scared.  All I wanted was love and the right person, true love, and STILL to this day only want real love and don't care about running around getting laid.  If you find the right person, it doesn't get old.

 

Wait maybe it is true, it's just that I'm following your logic about sex which is different than mine.  Maybe sex and MMOs are related..  

They are intimidated at first, and just want to find the right one to stay with.  I guess sex really is like an MMO, just not all of us are horny sex craved teenage boys...

Zeroku
Post Time : Mar 04,2009 6:24 pm

so true, so damn true  Though certain games the incline would be higher

Thanks Hyuk yah always hav nice articles

P.S. play Mabinogi people

DarkG0d
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 9:58 pm

lol what i can say dude you are right i quess ^^ but with sex you do not waste endless hours to get a gihht level ^^ if you get my drift lol 

owlgod
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 8:10 pm

 Yes you are absolutely right!!! Thank God I am on the descending slope...

atibas
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 8:07 pm

nice article that actually make sex....uhnn?? i mean sense

DrBean
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 4:55 pm

Wait... hold on, if what your saying is true, than that means that I will eventually find something better than sex? Hold on ... I got it, I will go and implant sperm into chicken embryos! GO CHICKEN MEN! ARISE AND DESTROY THEM!

-Yours,

Dr. Bean

P.S. Anything can be compared to anything else, ahh the beauty of Similie, "Sex is like a box of chocolates, when you wake up in the morning and look at the naked chocolate box and they are still there, you need to call the cops, or get your pimp cane."

AsianKitty
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 12:33 pm

wow totally true XD

NarogGod
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 8:23 am

 true true

Invasion
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 8:22 am

 Nice article. I started playing mmos a good few years ago and at that time I was all excited about this growing genre of games. At first I started on some of those Korean mmos like Hero online, Conquer Online, MapleStory, Granado Espada etc... but of course I was on a constant search for a better game so I often found myself hopping onto another mmo when I just got comfortable with the current one. About 2 years ago after all those games I have tried, I developed a general 'feel' of the mmo industry, so raised my expectations and decided to settle on only the best game available. I chanced upon World of Warcraft, and man it completely blew me away. Never before I had played such an immersive and expansive (not expensive) game. The amount of detail put into the lore and stories is simply mind boggling, yet they all piece together perfectly.

However it is a different story now. Having played the game for two years and gotten my characters to the maximum level of 80, I feel that I have pretty much experienced all that the game has to offer. I have decided to take a break from WoW, so now I am in search for an mmo that is better. I hope that i've not put myself in an impossible situation.

kutapen
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 8:00 am

LOL LMAO! funniest Sh*t ive ever readed +1 funny XD!!! love the pic xD

 

kagamaro
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 6:09 am

 i mean the love of gamers to mmo !! lol

kagamaro
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 6:08 am

nope !! i don agree with you !!! the love gamers to moo can duur for eternity !! my friend's  grand father !!  still playing !! mmo !! ! but horror mmo !! 

sharpnel
Post Time : Mar 03,2009 6:07 am

I love your articles XD You must be scrounging the internet a lot for some awesome juicy stuff, hehe.