I have another story for you all today, this one involves the new champion Darius, and his epic tale of rage. In all seriousness, this was from a couple matches ago before we quit for the night. I was playing with one of my friends while the other is still AWOL - I was Sion, he was Morg, and our random third for the night was of course Darius. Now as a character, I like Darius a lot, he looks fairly fun, and I have been raped by one a few times till late game (seems like a lot of players fall with him by then). I was bot tagged teamed and Darius was top, as per his request/demand. Also, to make this a sort of series, since I seem to have these types of stories a lot, I will dub this "Woes of Randoms".
In the beginning Darius didn't want to do a starting gank as we Pantheon didn't connect during the first half of the loading screen but did on the later half. Darius didn't notice this and thought that he didn't connect at first, when I told him he did, he said okay and headed bot. Morg and I taunted the two currents there which were Panth and Shen, to which they taunted back fairly hard and I got kind of low. As I was low and heading back to tower, Darius started to ping Pantheon several times, and I hesitantly stayed back just inc case. As Darius barreled in behind the team with almost full HP, his proceeded to drop fast. I tried to save him with one stun, but then I got hit and ignited, so I ran, and made it out with 8 HP. Darius wasn't as lucky, as he did die, and missed my stun as he asked if I got it/used it, because he says he didn't see it. No biggie, that sort of thing happens.
As the game goes on bottom lane is getting pushed fairly hard from the Shen/Panth combo, but we're managing to survive a bit. Darius came to gank during one of our games of who can make the other run, and we managed to take out Pantheon, so things are starting to look up. But after that happens, Pantheon and friends decide to push bottom lane together, during that time I was sorting through items deciding on what to get, admittedly taking a bit of time (but not too much) During this time while bottom was getting pushed by the other team, Darius decides to fight them, but he takes the fight out of the line of the tower and gets killed, even with Morg's help, this is when things start to turn sour.
From that point Darius started to get mad, by mad, I mean you could tell he was one tip away from being the guy who bashes his keyboard. He blamed me for his death, despite him charging and me not being there, saying I should have been there, and that I shouldn't be playing AD Sion, yet I had just Doran's Ring and Vampiric Scepter( Was going for Gunblade), so I am not sure what ruffled his feathers on that.
It didn't end there, he kept getting madder and madder, he even initiated at first by himself against the whole team in middle, with Morg rushing to his aid from the lane, but not being able to save him. Again he blames me for trying to build up and not trying to rush in and die in team fights we would undoubtedly lose. At this point he just snaps. He sits in spawn pool cussing up a storm and calling Morg (who said nothing to him) and myself various names and just refusing to budge from the spawn pool. I of course say some things back, while sort of laughing in voice since I couldn't believe how mad this guy was getting.
Noticing that Darius wasn't moving and not showing up anywhere, the other team catches on and starts to push bottom lane to base. We Morg and I manage to kill a couple of them by the Nexus Tower, but with our third still blaming everyone else for anything he can think of, we lose due to sheer numbers and the fact that the other team managed to get more gold than us.
At the end and during the stat page, Darius still keeps chatting and cussing. Noticing this even the other team reported him for both his behavior in the game and that afterwards, which is nice, it is better than those teams I get who see it as just an easy win and refuse to report, hoping more people like that come along to boost their win count. I really need to start recording these matches again.
TL;DR - Guy raged and sat in spawn pool cussing all game.