1Psychologist NPC

Areall those hours of intense grinding are causing your character to perform poorly?.Maybe your avatar is experiencing a mid-level crisis. It's time to visit your local shrink, and maybe he can give your avatar's mind a little tune up.

Some known illnesses:

Battlefield-phobia

Cause when your avatar's corpse was camped for over 2 hours.

MMOAlsheimer

You are positive that the item you want to sell to your buddy was on your inventory, then you check the warehouse and now it's gone!wait?where are you?who are all of these people calling you "guild mate"aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Rogue-o-phobia

Severe trauma caused by being constantly killed by invisible rogues. Symptoms are severe paranoia and fear of logging in.

2Creative Writing For Spammers

I don't like them, you don't like them. If we can't get rid of them, can't we at least put a little lipstick on them?

Is "CHEAP GOLD VISIT ________.com" like the gold selling industry standard or what the heck? If they are going to bore us to death with their darn bots, can't they at least program them with some nice catchy phrases?. I mean if your TV programming is as good as in my area, then you will soon realize that som