IF you have looked for F2P MMOs for a while you have noticed that maybe about 80% of them are based on Chinese mythology in some way, don't take it the wrong way, I do think it is interesting. Nevertheless,聽 I am astounded as how much native Chinese gamers enjoy it so much, I guess they seriously embrace their culture and their heritage.
聽 So I have come to the conclusion that I am going to write my own
Mexican MMORPG聽 that I can play with my friends. Where I can be myself and embrace my heritage.
聽 Classes[to start with]:Market Thief
Aristocrat
Farmer
Careers:
Market Thief--->聽 Bid聽 Time Drug Dealer聽 or聽聽聽 Expert Counterfeit Craftsman
Aristocrat ------> 聽 Desk Sleeping Politician聽 or聽聽 Useless Sexy聽 Secretary
Farmer聽聽聽 ------->聽聽 Wetback聽 聽聽聽 or聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 Carpenter
Epics:
Drug dealer
AK-47 from Hell聽 [Bullets will never ran out]
Politician
Deadly Pen聽聽 聽聽 聽聽 [All laws rising taxes for the poor will be passed]
Carpenter
Hammer of聽 Zeus聽聽聽 [For making the best chairs you will ever sit on]
Mounts:
Donkey
Black Navigator [Drug dealers only]
Bicycle [Thieves only]
Leveling:The more corrupt you are the more points you get, the more people you scam the more experience you have, if you steal from the poor you get extra points. Well you get where I'm going? right?.....
Bosses:
Burrito Chili Master
Taco of Doom
Drunken Mariachi Loco
and the final boss..... the
RED PI脩ATAComing Soon, you can contact me to pre-order, the game will cost you 500 pesos, which is about $45 dollars
The Red Pi帽ata Online
"Think twice before biting your taco"
Everything you read here is a silly joke product of my imagination,
聽I am only exaggerating the stereotypes people relate to Mexico.