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Grind Part 2

Category: Default Game: Default Posted on May 27, 2009 5:02 pm


 yeah if you haven't read Grind part 1.......lets be honest my care level is too low to worry about whether or not you've read my past post ....

 

Anyhow lets move into my second part of however many god damn parts I want there to be.  

Dealing with Grind ....

oh shiest, bet u didn't see me hittin up that big ole font right thar didn't u? F*ck yeah you didn't .  

1. Grind without talking to anyone, seeing anything, or feeling any emotions 

 

Yep, the only way to efficiently grind.  This basically includes symtoms such as: 

B*tchiness, Bad Mouthing, Trolling, Flamming, Lack of motion, Lack of sleep or hydration, Lack of a social life, Complete and utter absense of a social life, Lack of friends, Lack of showers, and overall a complete humiliation of your reputation as a human being.  Yeah I'm pretty sure God better hope that Darwinism flushes the grinders out of the gene pool or humanity as we know it is royaly F*cked.  

2. The Grind, Eat, Sleep, maybe school or something, Grind, Eat, Grind, Whine, Grind.  

 

In short these are the people who grind, and the whine about grinding and saying how its horrible, how they should be outside......but they do it anyway.  You often see these kinds of people in the back of the classroom or the bus listening to Anime opening daydreaming about him being in a shonen manga.  Yeah, this needs to end.  

 

3. The Light grinder 

 

Why Vin Deasel? Cus he has a lvl 70+ in WoW.  Really I'm not kidding, it surprised me too.  

This type of grind approach is basically me, or us, or 50-60% of the MMO population.  The ones that log on perhaps not everyday but every now and then go play for maybe an hour or two and then finish it.  Kudos to anyone who approaches MMO in this manner, you probably already got blown and hell maybe you're not even a virgin anymore, regardless you at least have somewhat of a social life so grats.  

 

4. Grind for about 5 minutes, ditch, and b*tch.  

Yep.  

 

These are the people you find playing every other game every other week.  They get to like...what....lvl 10? and then dtich the game and go troll on the forums saying how bad the game is.  Studies from the University of Common Sense in Europe suggests that if the trolls spent more time on light grinding and less time complaining they have roughly a 400% exp. gain every 10 minutes.   

Strangely enough the Douche Bag College of the Canyons disagrees, saying that whining is completely appropriate and is in no way annoying at all.  

- I leave you to be the judge 

Finally 

5. The Grind Xcore for a month, and quit for 3 months approach 

 

......I think its pretty much self explanatory, because you never really quit, you just take extended breaks.  

 

 

Will there be a Part 3? Most likely depends whether or not my *gasp!*   18 somewad viewers decide to want a part 3.  

 

DGAF lifestyle team

Don't Give A F*ck 

comments ( 10 )

XxXFearlessXxX
Post Time : Jun 05,2009 7:40 pm

Sorry for the double post, I forgot to mention ~ Keep your articles comming, something I'll be looking forward too.

XxXFearlessXxX
Post Time : Jun 05,2009 7:39 pm

Lmao I love your articles, because usually 99% of what you say is actually true. Best sentences in this article, "In short these are the people who grind, and the whine about grinding and saying how its horrible, how they should be outside......but they do it anyway.  You often see these kinds of people in the back of the classroom or the bus listening to Anime opening daydreaming about him being in a shonen manga.  Yeah, this needs to end." 

I should give some people in my classes the link to this article...

LaBunny
Post Time : May 31,2009 4:23 am

You got 418 viewers... xD

 

Yeah I hate the whine-grinders also, why can't they just shut up (and leave)? It's funny that they have also mostly the highest lvl... maybe there is a hidden EXP bonus on whining.

Cereldi replied at 11:04 am May 31,2009
lol well back when i wrote this i only have 10-20 viewers per article I never knew people would enjoy this article so much XD
Guest
Post Time : May 30,2009 2:18 pm

I play a different game every other week to like level 10 but I dont complain how bad it is

I just quit cause I got no1 to play with

Cereldi replied at 11:05 am May 31,2009
lol that's cool man, I'm just targeting those who do have people to play with but still troll forums regardless. Hate to say it but I've done it myself once or twice so I guess that makes me a hypocrite
AkatsukiSwordmaster
Post Time : May 30,2009 2:03 pm

Vin Diesel plays WoW?

Cereldi replied at 10:19 pm May 30,2009
lol yeah he admitted it on a UK show when he was promoting the "Fast and Furious" apparently he has a Green Spectral Tiger"
LeonhartFFVIII
Post Time : May 30,2009 12:49 pm

yeah i saw it too..LOL it was so bad xD they had to fight tons of deers it took them months to level up and kill the pk guy XD

Cyferlaw
Post Time : May 29,2009 11:31 am

Sorry for double post, but I cannot resist to tell you that I X9K love the way how you put southpark arnold vindiesel and wow in this article XD

Cereldi replied at 3:21 pm May 29,2009
lol well thx
Cyferlaw
Post Time : May 29,2009 11:26 am

[quote]B*tchiness, Bad Mouthing, Trolling, Flamming, Lack of motion, Lack of sleep or hydration, Lack of a social life, Complete and utter absense of a social life, Lack of friends, Lack of showers, and overall a complete humiliation of your reputation as a human being.  Yeah I'm pretty sure God better hope that Darwinism flushes the grinders out of the gene pool or humanity as we know it is royaly F*cked. [/quote]

ROFLMAO!!! This is epic! OMG hope you dont mind Im going to copy paste this into my dictionary and share it to my future granson XD Oh my, now I finally found someone fresh that can humor up my life, and its you XD

Dude, seeing your avatar doesnt look like you are one funny guy, this is really more than meets the eye. Digged and thumbs up! Is there any chance to see Part 3? =D

Cereldi replied at 3:21 pm May 29,2009
lol yes there is a part 3 rest assured
Cereldi
Post Time : May 28,2009 11:05 pm

 lol whoa MMOsite recommended, now that's a first 

StrawberryJuice
Post Time : May 28,2009 6:40 am

HAHA! I watched the southpark WoW episode. Hilarious :D

Cereldi replied at 4:17 pm May 28,2009
lol yeah it really was