Hey guys,

I hope I'm being menacing to you all, but now I just HAVE to complain about my very sad and tragic life. Like no other, my mother is very not caring, she also seems a little mental. I even have a tendency to yell back at them ("Oh shut up") and then she just stays silent and then screams back. I mean, I'm really messed up about talking about this, but my summer vacation was nothing but visiting colleges. Like, seriously, do you think a 13 year old would go around a college asking nerdy questions about its admission. I thought so. No, not really actually. I'm the complete opposite. I think that my mom is also racist. Well, she is Chinese and she makes fun of other races ("Oh all americans do is go to a water park and get all thier grades to an F"). Like I care.

I'm just another poor girl thats a victim of scary parents. But seriously, I don't really digg the nerdy thing. You know, most people doesn't want to be a nerd. Isn't that sad if like someone wanted to be a nerd? Well, then. contact my mom. She'll be glad to trade. I mean, like seriously. Her reputaion is so stupid. Who would want to ranodmly scream at someone even though the person didn't do anything. For example, I was sitting on a chair, doing my homework and she comes bursting through the door telling me to dig my grave becuase I got a B+! Like hello? I'm no nerd. I got Honor Roll every single quarter, semester, month, whatever, and she's asking me to get straight A because I got an Honor Roll. Yes...my mom told me that working was really awesome, and playing is like nothing. Here are her world famous quotations:

"Playing is bad for you Wing. You see, it doesn't help you in any way. Children don't care about you. They just play off by themselves. An guess what? Natalie got straight As and you never did. I'm so ashamed of you. Because you swam in the Reno Aquatics team all summer you really pissed me off. You're not getting straight As and now you're blaming me that you skipped a grade"

Well, firstly, I do play with children when I was smaller. I was actually quite popular. Secondly, Natalie is some kind of Asian nerd who likes getting As so she can please her mom. Not like I'm a supernatural Mastermind. I mean it. Also, she was the one who signed me up for swimming. No, I didn't plead her to swim. Its not my fate. Third, she made me skip a grade, and I never said anything about it. Fourth, I don't get straight As since I play games and, if you were me, you'd find yourself spending like at least three hours on the computer everyday. Not bad, huh? I'm normal. Now for another nerdy quote:

"Do all your homework and then you can play. Actually, study at least five hours of Algebra, and then two hours of Physics, and then three hours of English and then you may play. But, you're supposed to go to sleep at nine anyways, to there's really no point in playing five minutes on the computer, and then I slam the cover down, and go to sleep. Thats your schedule Wing!"

Uh, all that is all plain lies except for the million milleniums of studying. Oh, that was my schedule for the summer, not for the school year. I actually didn't even have any gaming at all. Not even 30 seconds. Nope. That was my tragic life. And now that I've started school it is worse. Kids, if your mom is like this, just know that some 10 years or so you'll get to escape her clutches and live an actual normal life. I have more world famous quotes, but I certainly had my time on the computer.

Thanks y'all,

Wingozillius