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IF you have looked for F2P MMOs for a while you have noticed that maybe about 80% of them are based on Chinese mythology in some way, don't take it the wrong way, I do think it is interesting. Nevertheless,  I am astounded as how much native Chinese gamers enjoy it so much, I guess they seriously embrace their culture and their heritage.

Bandera

  So I have come to the conclusion that I am going to write my own Mexican MMORPG  that I can play with my friends. Where I can be myself and embrace my heritage.

  Classes[to start with]:

Market Thief
Aristocrat
Farmer

Careers:
Market Thief--->  Bid  Time Drug Dealer  or    Expert Counterfeit Craftsman
Aristocrat ------>   Desk Sleeping Politician  or   Useless Sexy  Secretary
Farmer    ------->   Wetback      or        Carpenter

Epics:
Drug dealer
AK-47 from Hell  [Bullets will never ran out]
Politician
Deadly Pen         [All laws rising taxes for the poor will be passed]
Carpenter
Hammer of  Zeus    [For making the best chairs you will ever sit on]


Mounts:
Donkey
Black Navigator [Drug dealers only]
Bicycle [Thieves only]

Leveling:
The more corrupt you are the more points you get, the more people you scam the more experience you have, if you steal from the poor you get extra points. Well you get where I'm going? right?.....

Bosses:
Burrito Chili Master
Taco of Doom
Drunken Mariachi Loco
and the final boss..... the
RED PIÑATA
Coming Soon, you can contact me to pre-order, the game will cost you 500 pesos, which is about $45 dollars

REd Pinata

The Red Piñata Online

"Think twice before biting your taco"


Everything you read here is a silly joke product of my imagination,
 I am only exaggerating the stereotypes people relate to Mexico.
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Comment ( 5 )

torreZ says
Post Time : Nov 27,10:21 pm
interesting read =D
toubanoEXC says
Post Time : Nov 27,12:47 pm
hey count me in for closed beta testing :) we can even create the Anti-Excalibur guild there... but dont tell Ana i proposed this ;)
RAL says
Post Time : Nov 27,4:33 am
*on a serious note* are you carlos menciea?!
RAL says
Post Time : Nov 27,4:32 am
LOL i can tell you one thing i am SOOOOO being the usless sexy secretary........oop i mean, the drug dealer
lean says
Post Time : Nov 26,6:26 pm
Great idea, that must be an awesome game lol

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