Episode 1

[Fiiend and Brut walk through Elwynn forest after spending an hour levelling]

Fiiend: You ever wonder what it’s like to die, Brut?

Brut: Dude, we die everyday... Like, two seconds ago you went AFK for some Doritos and died fighting a level 10 bear.

Fiiend: No, I mean what’s it like to really die?

Brut:  I don’t know, you tell me. You’re the one who died fighting that bear.

Fiiend: Thanks for the help on that, by the way!

Brut: Got to amuse myself somehow. Watching you die seemed amusing enough.

Fiiend: Pfft. Anyway, that’s not what I mean. Like, what happens when we get to the end, man?

Brut: The end of this road? We hit Stormwind.

Fiiend: Do you have to take everything so literally?

Brut: No, seriously, Stormwind’s just there!

Fiiend:  I know it is! That’s not what I’m asking.

Brut: I don’t see what else you could mean, really...

Fiiend: Open your mind, young warrior!

Brut: Is that something coming in the new patch?

Fiiend: You’ll need your own patch if you don’t stop being a smartass. [Brut is genuinely confused]. Anyway, I mean, do we really know what’s at the end of the road for us? Sure, soon we’ll have mounts and storm around owning horde noobs but what’s after that?

Brut: Onyxia?

Fiiend: No. Well, yes but no. Where do our lives go? Where do we go when we die?

Brut: To the graveyard. Damn, you’ve got a bad memory.

Fiiend: I know we go to the freaking’ graveyard.

Brut: Why do you keep asking then?

Fiiend: You’re unbelievable...

Brut: You think?

Fiiend: That wasn’t a compliment, idiot.

Brut: Sounded like it.

Fiiend: Sounds like you got dropped on that huge head of yours as a baby.

Brut: [laughs] I did actually; twice. Once by my mother, bless her soul, and once by the Orc that ate her.

Fiiend:  I’m not even going to ask...

Brut: That’s probably for the best.

Fiend: Explains a lot though...

Brut: Huh?

Fiiend: Nothing.

[Jurbak, a friendly guard, meets Brut and Fiiend halfway along the road to Stormwind]

Brut (shouting): Jurbak, what’s been happening, man!

Jurbak: Not much, Brut, what’re you guys up to?

Brut: About to go vender this crap we looted today.

Jurbak: Watch out, Jinker’s at the Auction house yelling crap again.

Brut: You’d think she’d learn.

Jurbak: You’d think so. [Fiiend coughs] Oh, hey, didn’t see you there, Fiiend!

Fiiend: Hey, Jurbak. Oh! Jurbak, what do you think happens when we die?

Jurbak: We go to the graveyard.

Brut: I freaking told you so!

Fiiend: No, no, I mean, when we die.

Jurbak: I just told you. Are you deaf?

[Fiiend stares blankly at Jurbak]

Brut: He wants us to open our minds or something.

Jurbak: Is that coming in the new patch?

Fiend: URGH!

To be continued...