Far be it from us to besmirch or bemoan Soul Calibur's penchant for propagating polygons with puppies packed in fun pillows, but Games Radar noticed it's getting extreme. Not only that, but they've chronicled the boobilicious beauties from the Soul Calibur series and pointed to the best work of McNamara and Troy.

Although women are objectified more often in almost every visual media, as we learned this weekend, boys do not come out unscathed in the virtual world's impact on our precious psyches. And as much as we like to view mountainous mammaries, seriously ... look at those things. It's full-on Jerry Springer material and completely inefficient for fighting. At least Ivy used to have a breast plate, now it's a string top where if the blade hits it the right way her bosoms come flowing out.

We're not saying she's got to proportionally tone it down and get a full body remake like Lara Croft did for Legend, but Ivy's battling Rachel in a quest for the most ridiculous cleavage in a video game. At least Extreme Beach

----------Originally from Joystiq

Ok not only these, I also find the Milk shake videos:

You know how this works. Physically attractive girl gets on Wii Fit, physically attractive plays Wii Fit, things jiggle, someone else posts video of it on the internet, boys get horny, massive page views ensue. It worked for Wii Fit Girl, who has an impressive 5 million views on YouTube, and it worked for Playboy's Jo Garcia. Now, UK men's mag Zoo is giving it a go with someone known as Emma Frain, hoping lightning strikes for the third (or fourth, fifth, whatever) time and that they can catch that lightning in a bottle as thousands of dudes diddle their unmentionables.

If this sounds like you, hit the jump for the cleaner, but still packed to the gills with jiggles version.

Harmless, really. The uncensored version, which has some harsh reality on film, is at Zoo.com. It's SOOOOO NSFW.

 ------Originally from Kotaku

I think my favorite thing about these photos of cute teen Kitty Karsen playing Xbox is that it totally looks like a realistic scenario: like, she had a photo shoot for her website scheduled, and when the photographer arrived he found her curled up in her red chair, intent on some video game, and came to the realization of how girls playing video games are totally fucking hot and decided to capture the moment and turn it into one of her updates. I also love that even though she’s styled to look like one of those tacky Claire’s mall boutiques exploded all over her, she’s still cute enough underneath it all for me to forgive the ugly shirt and weird-ass bracelets. Just don’t do it again, okay?

-----Originally from Gamer Fetish

Since you guys seem to be enjoying it, here's episode three of the Zelda parody The Legend of Neil. In this installment, we get a lesson on race relations with the princess, and are introduced to the magic fairy. Unfortunately, Old Man doesn't make an appearance in this one, and the fairy isn't nearly as funny as he is, but at the end we get Neil in his tighty-whities! So that's something!

-----Originally from gaygamer

THQ has tapped porn star Tera Patrick to do something within the vicinity of its upcoming sandbox-style action-adventure game Saints Row 2, hoping to lure in a few more buyers still wowed by almost seeing some giant fake tits. In the first "dev diary," Ms. Patrick says some things about the Saints Row series while taking her clothes off, with gameplay footage edited in for good measure. This teaser is mostly interesting for the fact that you can wear a hot dog suit in Saints Row 2.

The potentially NSFW clip is after the jump for your safety.

Tera Patrick Developer Commentary [IGN]

-------Originally from Kotaku

Sideshow Toys always brings some serious sculpts to Comic-Con, catering to fans of horror, sci-fi and, of course, video games. The Pop Culture Shock label has a few Capcom licensed products for the second half of the year and beyond, including an excellent Morrigan and Cammy, each in two styles, plus a very sweet looking Vega.

Heads up, though. Unless you're willing to part with about $300 American for one of these mixed media ladies, you may not want to even look.

Originally from Kotaku

You know the "rule." The rule that states "pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject"? A recent Suicide Girls spread is further proof of the theory, as one of its models, Bob, has taken Grand Theft Auto IV cover girl lust and turned it into an excuse to get naked. (Yes, Bob's a woman.)

This particular Lola looks to only have five fingers, so the fantasy may be blown for some of you. But for anyone looking for a NSFW thrill, carry on. Membership is obviously required, as we all know the internet doesn't give away its smut for free.

------Originally from Kotaku

They're to be sold by a company by the name of oioo. No idea what games could ever support this. They come in his & her's varieties. Or her's and her's. Or his and...look, we're still a little unsure about the one on the left. It looks like it will cause injuries. And not the type that break a television. The type that makes medical textbooks, the type nurses and paramedics will joke about for years to come.

-----Originally from Kotaku

Spooof's comment is quite amazing~ lol

Spooofat 03:34 AM on 07/10/08

Age of Conan censored versions by country

Germany has very stringent laws against the depiction of ultra violence in media, including video games, but isn't all that worried about sex. The USA doesn't mind violence, but having any sex in it can kill a video game there, because many retailers don't carry "Adult Only" rated games. Being European myself I have an easier time understanding the German position, after all you'll probably want your children to have sex one day when they are grown up, but you'll don't want them to decapitate people at any age. :) Anyway, via Joystiq I read of Funcom's official announcement that Age of Conan would ship in different versions, censored according to the sensitivities of the different markets. So Germans will get a version of AoC without decapitation, while Americans get a version of AoC without nipples. Living in Belgium apparently I have the right to see decapitated females *with* nipples. Isn't freedom of speech a wonderful thing?

[EDIT: Apparently Funcom accidentally sent their uncensored version with nipples to the ESRB and got away with a Mature rating, so nipples (but not full nudity) are in the US version. But that migh

Total Mortal Kombat says it got its hands on a Catwoman render for the upcoming Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe title. I did some scrounging for Catwoman pics to see if there was anything obvious out there that could serve as a fake for this sort of thing. Couldn't find any, so, props to TMK (whose water mark is all over this, as the render leak was exclusive to them).

That leaves Prototypical Super Hero, Mystical Super Hero, Amazon Queen, Crazy Villain, and Military Superhero among the unidentified generic descriptors of DC Universe kombatants. Catwoman apparently takes the "Sexy Villainness" title. Not that big of a surprise. Big version of the pic is on the jump.

------Originally from Kotaku