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guide to being a cooperative online asshole

By: garik12 in defaultposted at 1:28 pm May 21,2010

Tags: D*ck  Game  B  Co-Op  Chicken  Dead  Leeroy  Jenkins  Zombies 

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Being a team player in co-op blows. Reviving fallen partners, sharing your ammo with them, watching their back like a creepy online stalker. Balls to that, we say. That's why we're unofficially starting a official campaign to teach and celebrate the ways of acting like a douche in co-op. Follow these steps wise readers, and soon you too can be ruining everyone's fun and being that guy. Dicks of co-op: we salute your despicable, titanic testes.

 

Do a Leeroy Jenkins

May almighty Jebus look down upon and protect Mr. and Mrs. Leeroy Jenkins senior, for they are responsible for spawning the greatest gamer in the history of humanity. Screw complex tactical strategies and careful plotting while playing co-op. If you want to cement your status as the biggest bellend this side of&nb

Santa Claus and Glowing Chickens: Why I Love FlyFF

By: ZaurusFrey in Flyffposted at 12:18 pm Jun 01,2008

Tags: FlyFF  Chicken  Santa  Asshat 

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I joined FlyFF after my sister had practically begged me to come and play it with her.  She said it was fun so I figured it was worth a shot. 

I realized pretty quickly that being a noob was pretty terrible seeing as I was kind of shy and lacked the courage to approach other players to ask if they wanted to party with me.  I spent most of my first fifteen levels by myself, hacking away at monsters and wondering what I should sell the drops I was getting for or if I should keep them or what class was good and if I chose that class how would I do the stats and on and on and on.  My sister was a huge help when she was online but I was guessing most of the time.  I saw how my suster treated some noobs so I was a little afraid to ask higher level people to help. 

Well after a while I managed to get to a level 50ish mage.  I had a full Teba set and my stats were good, my spells powerful...But I found grinding boring sometimes.  I often took the time I didn't level to go back to Flaris and wander around, looking at all the vagrants.  I talked to a few too.  This is when I found something I really enjoyed in the game.  I love

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