@2009-10-20 23:40
Escape me by Tiesto: Take me to the bar Drink up to sorrow Sorrow for break up Borrow who you are
  @2009-10-05 20:46
Bring it by Cobra Starship: lounging in their suits and ties. Watch the whore's parade For the price of fame, hey. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it.
  @2009-10-04 22:57
Yo mama is so hairy that when she gave birth to you, you almost died of rug burn
  @2009-09-27 14:10
Sexy Bitch: She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood whore I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
  @2009-09-23 00:18
Pretty Soon, You-Tube, Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook are gonna combine and be called "YOU-TWIT-MY-FACE"!!!
  @2009-06-21 23:40
Woke up at a friend\'s place with a headache. Last night\'s memories still rings in my head. But wait, it is Father\'s Day. Bought an Australia Wine and took dad to Sushi. His 1st time try Sake Bomb.