So the other day I went to Six Flags - Magic Mountain for the first time.  

For all of you who do not know what that is, it is basically the biggest roller coaster themed amusement park in Southern California.  Now I'm a guy who hates roller coasters, hate the G-Force, hate the Drops, everything.  

However, my friends were all with me and pressuring me, so like the tool I am , I go on "Viper" 

Over 100 foot drop at the very beginning, many loops, oh and of course 

IT, WAS, AWESOME.

I never thought those things could be so awesome.  I progressed from that into more intense and extreme coasters til I met the Grand Daddy of the Park, X2 

Yeah, it shoot flames, the seat roll around indepedant to the carts, there is a 89 degree drop as you are listening to "Enter Sandman".  You do not know where you are the entire time and you are going faster than any coaster in the park, aside from Superman but that's gay.   

I arrived looking like This: 

I left looking like This: 

My Point: If you are ever in Magic Mountain in California, do yourself a favor and go on X2.