As a young man growing up, I was subjected to many Disney movies. Like most young men I had numerous crushes on many of the female characters in the cartoons. I sat down today to think about all these little cartoon crushes and wondered what these ladies would look like today in real life.
To satisfy my imagination I figured I could either get my girlfriend to try on a dozen different Disney costumes, or I could just take a stroll around the Internet. I found eleven girls who had realized the sexiness of these famous Disney characters and put their bodies to good use modeling some unbelievably attractive costumes.
Princess Jasmine – Aladdin
I can see why Jasmine fell in love with Aladdin, hell the dude had a flying carpet, but could he really take care of business? Come on princess, I could show you the world.
Ariel - The Little Mermaid
As a kid, I have to admit that Ariel was one of the first Disney characters that I had naughty thoughts about. I watched this movie so many times, nearly twenty years later I can still recite every word from ‘Under the Sea’ flawlessly.
Rapunzel - Rapunzel
As long as the world has existed men have been turned on by braided pigtails. Is it the fact that they could be used as handles for love making or is it purely the fact that they are so feminine? Honestly who cares, all I can think about is how much leverage I could get pulling on those long sexy locks.
Princess Aurora - Sleeping Beauty
I don’t even want to get started about how many weird fantasies young teens must have had over the whole ‘Sleeping Beauty’ concept. Let’s just say Princess Aurora looked very pretty just ‘laying’ there.
Esmeralda - The Hunchback of Notre dame
While you have to give Esmeralda credit for being nice to such a hideous being as the Hunchback of Notre dame, you can also give her credit for being an animated sex pot. I would have no problem giving her a hunchback of her own if you know what I mean.
Belle - Beauty and the Beast
Disney seems to have a reoccurring theme where super hot babes fall in love with Nasty beast like characters. Belle had the chance to be with that hunky championship hunter Gaston but passed it up to take on the likes of the beast. Hey, everybody has got their fetishes right?
Cinderella – Cinderella
Put a girl in a maid’s outfit and you can take most men to their knees. Unfortunately Cinderella got locked up by her evil stepmother and wasn’t paid a dime. If Cinderella was my maid I’d let her polish my floors whenever she wanted, I’d make sure to pay and I’d give her an extra large tip. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Snow White - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Poor Snow White, stuck in a cabin with seven tiny little dwarfs. You can’t tell me that after all that time cooped up with all these little men, a woman wouldn’t fall victim to her ‘needs’. I’ve seen pictures on the Internet of the trains that were run on poor Snow White and they were definitely not pretty. Snow White can be a bad bad girl.
Pocahontas – Pocahontas
I’m not sure what it is about Pocahontas that makes her attractive. After all, the chances of her hygiene being even remotely decent living in the woods are pretty much slim to none. Regardless, there is something very fascinating about swooping into a primitive society; picking up their most attractive chick and leaving her walking like a cowboy.
Alice - Alice in Wonderland
The movie Alice in Wonderland seems like it thought up by a crazy artist on LSD. Even if he was high as a kite when he wrote the story, I’m glad his taste in women didn’t get distorted. Alice teased us with a cute dress, high leggings and fluffy white shoulder things. If Alice was to be all grown up today and visiting us in real life, she would hopefully look like this:
Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a fantastic movie from the late 80s; while technically a Touchstone movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit was still a Disney production. I don’t think there is any denying by any man that walks this earth, that Jessica Rabbit is quite possibly the most attractive female to ever make an appearance in a cartoon. Her role in the movie didn’t even require you to use your imagination, she was a bad girl and the world knew it. Since Jessica Rabbit was designed to be sexy, you don’t even feel guilty for thinking she is hot.
I like Belle the most in all of the pictures here :D