Bear in mind, this isn't all true, only some are true to some people.
1. If they never take you on vacation.
2. If they only buy you school supplies and nothing else.
3. If they buy you clothes once a year.
4. They blame your stupidity on the computer.
5. Think internet is your problem.
6. They make you eat everything off your plate.
7. They make you drink and eat chinese drugs when you're sick.
8. They let you go to school even when you're sick.
9. They have no interest in school activities.
10. They think school is easy.
11. They want to get everything free.
12. They bargain with stuff you can't bargain for.
13. They embarrass you infront of your friends.
14. They embarrass you when you have a date.
15. They save up money.
16. They don't eat breakfast, but a mix of lunch and breakfast.
17. Eat rice in every meal.
18. They're hard working.
19. They want you to go to college.
20. Let clothes dry in the sun.
21. Only buys things they need.
22. Only buys things on sale.
23. Only eat homemade food.
24. Gossipping mom.
25. They don't buy you the things you want.
26. They dress for you.
27. They're greedy.
28. They drive Toyotas.
29. They drive Hondas.
30. They're racist.
31. They blame other people.
32. They're forgetful.
33. They don't care about you when they get home.
34. They barge in without knocking.
35. They speak cantonese.
36. They don't know how to speak english.
37. They're not entrepeneurs.
38. Not smart.
39. Hates parent teacher conferences.
40. Make you do things.
41. Has a siblings that is crazy.
43. Relentless to change.
44. Doesn't care for your ideas.
46. Only gives you money for important stuff.
47. They get worried if you're gone.
48. Yells at you when you doing something right and telling this is a cover up.
49. Makes you feel unreliant on yourself.
50. Makes you feel no confidence in yourself.
51. They don't want you marrying other people unless they are the same race. (pmsben)
52. Lectures you on the importance of grades and life for at least 2 hours. [wekawekwek)
53. Tries to compare you with all the other asians [wekawekwek)
54. Believes that a life filled with plain work and money is the greatest success [wekawekwek)