China to Censor World of Warcraft Skeletons!!!

Everyone knows that China endorses a “Harmonious Society”, that is, disregarding its crippling social issues such as nationwide poverty, energy shortages, and [if I might add] this little thing called communism. But anyways, to maintain their “Harmonious Society” strict censorship must be enforced upon anything that might spoil budding, virgin Chinese minds.

Now Apparently, the skeletons in World of Warcraft were inflicting some sort of emotional harm to the Chinese youth, so in turn, the communists decided to have them be removed. The Devs at Wow now must fully encumber their skeletons with flesh and/or clothes.

At first I thought this was retarded, but with another glance I came to the realization of how radically fucking awesome this “anti-skeleton” act it. You see, I love tits. And what are tits made of? Flesh. Thats right, human fing flesh, dammit! So now we get skeletons covered in tits, which easily, at least in my opinion, could very well be the most awesome thing I’ve ever heard of.

Seriously, dude…
Tit Covered Skeletons…