Alright this is a part joke part serious post, mostly joke. But this is from something that a friend of mine and I found out that typically happens when we queue up, especially lately. Normally we catch each-other online during the night and end up playing a few matches of LoL at around 12-2 AM EST. (EST being our timezone) That is generally where all of the fail random stories I tell you guys come from, and when we generally get the either those who can't play at level 30 to those who don't know any English beyond general insults, which is evident in how they spam the same one a thousand times.
The past couple days though have been a bit better. Why? Well, we actually tried playing a few hours earlier, or during mid-day when we actually where both online at the same time. So we decided to try a few matches, and low and behold we won every match we played. The third was still random of course, since our other friend is banned from playing with us till he gets his crap fixed (DCs/crashes every couple minutes in game). But during that time our random thirds were much more map aware and responded to ping, and even ganked without being asked. Which is surprising since guys we typically get feed top or just chill in our lane sucking up our xp and letting their lane get wrecked.
Then it happened, we played again during the night and right around when 1 AM stuck we got the general rage filled players that think they're the best and wish to blame us for any and all problems, even when we tried to help. Guys who ignore pings and MIAs, just to get ganked. Those who stayed in our lane saying we needed help, while all he did was KS and let his lane get destroyed. People who think it is pro to say they will carry our whole team when all they do is die, feed, then block us when we call them out on it. Oh and who can forget the hordes of people who don't know enough English to hold a basic conversation or even know the basic terms of; gank, mia, don't lure them to me when I am getting dragon, and stop feeding.
So I warn you, if you're going to queue up and expect to have 1-2 randoms, don't do it at night. They come out and they want to make you lose.