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Okay okay, so while I realize that Solitare does not qualify as an mmorpg, it is you have to admit, one of the most frustrating games ever created. I can usually flip through most mmorpgs like I flip through channels (that is to say, if I don't like it I delete it within five minutes of playing), but for some reason unknown even to me, I can sit through an hour or more of Solitaire trying to win the damn game at least once. Is that so hard to ask? As it is, I have created my own guidelines for the ultimate fail guide to Solitaire:
1. Draw Cards must always be set to Draw Three.
2. Timed Game should be selected.
3. For those wanting an extra challenge, pick Vegas Scoring. Cumulative scoring is optional, it doesn't really affect gameplay.
Having said all that, I reset my statistics and for the past hour and a half, I have lost 34 consecutive games. Wtf is this shit? Am I the only one having problems with grasping this concept? Ugh..
On a side note, now that Michael Jackson has died :( (RIP), I hope Kanye West feels like a fucking faggot for bashing Michael so many times in his crap raps....